Call me if your landlord isn't acting right.I had to learn Landlord Tenant Law from the ground up. After paying my rent on time for over 7 months, one Saturday morning I noticed that my toilet tank had cracked, and was leaking. The landlord was nowhere to be found, so I called the plumber. He replaced the tank and I paid him. When I spoke to the landlord on Monday, his first question was “what did you do to the toilet?” Well, I knew then that I was in trouble. After all, what can you do to a toilet? He wouldn’t pay me back and filed for eviction when I deducted it from the rent.
Not being a person who likes to get walked on, I became an expert in Landlord Tenant Law. He hired the best landlord tenant attorney he could find. But, it didn't matter, I kicked his butt in court.
I can do the same for you! Now, I'm not bragging - I'm applying for a job. I want to be your advisor.
I can answer most questions about Landlord Tenant Law. Who knows? If you call soon enough, I can tell you how to avoid being evicted in the first place. I'll tell you how to force your landlord to make needed repairs, and I’ll help you if he refuses to do so. Plus, all your options will be explained in clear and easy to understand terms.
Most calls take around 10 minutes. That’s about $19 bucks. I never drag calls out. I really think I can help, but if you’re not satisfied with my advice, you don’t pay. I’m not here to nickel anybody.
I also offer answers by e-mail, with one follow up question for a flat $10.
Look, if you want straight talk about your landlord problems - call someone who’s been there and done that.